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Tired of people asking when you're reproducing? Or telling you, "You're young, you'll change your mind" when it comes to procreating? Make a statement at your next family reunion, the grocery store, or wherever someone is not minding their business and make it real clear.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any Royal Rumbles that may follow conversations regarding this item (^_^)\/
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.


Garment Deets:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Sourced from China or Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Don't Plan on Having Kids, So Don't Ask on Full T / Black

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